My blog rival posted an entry on his blog entitled “Favorite blog discoveries of 2009”

There are so many things wrong with his post.

1) My blog is *not* one of his favourites. You would think that a blog devoted entirely to him and his web-demise would make him feel special and important. But instead he chooses some blog about cakes. Supreme insult.

2) He spells favourite “favorite”. Yes he is a prof at Yale, but he was born and raised in Canada! By dropping the “u”, he is dropping his right to be a Canadian citizen. Banished!

3) The blog about cakes is actually pretty funny. You should read it.

4) I’m sick and can only eat white bread.

Over and out.