Well my sweet blogosphere, it’s been a while. I’ll kick off my return to blogging with an article that justifies my tendency to eat 80 cookies in one sitting:
Since 90% of those who read this blog (which breaks down to 90% of a person since I’m pretty sure that Mahmud is the only one who reads it) won’t click on the link, I will summarize. A sumo wrestler in Russia (whaaat?) stole a cash machine by ripping it out of the ground and making a grand getaway.
So the fat man gets the last laugh. Until he gets diabetes. But then he’ll at least have money to pay for health insurance. Except not because he was arrested.
Until next time!