Lately I have been having trouble sleeping and the reason is this: I haven’t been updating my blog. There are one billion random thoughts swimming around in my mind – waiting to be forever etched on all that is this blog. The time has come to set them free.
Random Thought the First:
I’m in India! Whhhhoooooooaaaaaaa
Random Thought the Second:
I caught a blood parasite in India! Whhhhooooooooaaaaaa
Random Thought the Third:
My roommate in India took a course AND EVEN HAD DINNER WITH my blog rival. Little does she know that I have been replacing the filtered water in her water bottle with water from the mosquito-larvae-infested puddles that surround our hostel (like a moat with bugs instead of alligators!) Some say this is cruel. I say it’s what you get for living with someone from Saskatchewan.
Random Thought the Fourth:
I have met my most favourite person in life. I want to move back to India just so that I can follow him around and listen to him say hilarious things. The court system in India is also notoriously bureaucratic and slow, so restraining orders shouldn’t pose much of a problem.
Random Thought the Finale:
There are rabid dogs living outside of my hostel. If I steal a puppy, will I be able to train it to love me and protect me against its former pack?
If you’re wondering what I’m doing in India, I am stalking people in alleys. This is a fact. And now I can sleep.
EMUS 
don’t forget to dream of me ❤
on a side note, i hope you'll also become a professor so your lovestruck students may find this blog.
or perhaps i shall forever be a student and my lovestruck professors can find this blog! yes? yes?
You make me laugh Heather, as always! Sounds like India is so far an adventure, and can’t wait to hear more.
Pshaw- I was in India before it was cool. Also I got chased by a rabid dog once and then a random dude started beating it with a stick. I kept running pretending like I was jogging and as if I was attempting to get my daily cardio requirements in instead of terrified.
You’re just jealous because I’m American.
Steel.