Dear blogosphere [ie Courtney],

I’m sorry I have stopped blogging. I got a job which lead to a computer eating my soul. I actually love my job because it’s a job and I’m poor and it’s interesting and there is a family of ducks that I watch from my window.

But more to the point, I’m incompetent. I thus will spend the next few weeks learning a lot and blogging a little. But once I’ve reached some level of competence, or have been fired, you can look forward to blog posts like: “Why do you talk like that?”, “The Beer Fairy”, and “Which states does Heather want to marry: Pie distribution across the United States”.

I planned them out in my head while watching the ducks/accidentally deleting large datasets.