According to this “world ending in 2012” thing, the world will explode or implode or the trees will come alive and eat us on Dec. 21, 2012. That is the day of my last final exam. I try to be an optimist, but this will truly be a bad day. I will get up (sleep-deprived), go to school, fail my exam, and then be consumed by a pool of molten lava and zombies.

Some days you just can’t win.