I am now planning for the future by typing the beginnings of sentences and seeing how Google fills them in.

Tomorrow will be … kinder
therefore I should … paint your chair
but if I can’t do that, I … could fly
In ten years I will go … ld coast
Robots will take over the world … one day
I will buy a puppy … with an umbilical hernia
That sounds gross … [no answer]
My laundry is … out of control
Hippos will never … be satisfied
so I should take my … protein on off days.

Takeaway: You can’t satisfy a hippo, so buy a hernia dog instead. And eat protein only on your off days (probably the days you aren’t painting a chair or flying). Also, Gold Coast.

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