Yes folks, Eleanor is back and better than ever.

10:05 p.m., March 1

Setting: Eleanor calls, asking for Susan. 18 minutes later, we have established that I am not, in fact, Susan. The remainder of the conversation:

Eleanor: Why did you change Susan’s number to yours in my phone book?
Me: I didn’t do that
E: Eleanor may have done it. She’s still upset because I told her Alec Trebek is a wetter than a hairy dog at the beach.

AH, ELEANOR. YOU’VE BEEN MISSED.

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