A bunch of birds seem to have flown into the parking garage of my building and are stuck there. I am trying to devise a plan to lead them back to the outside world so that they can be happy in the blistering cold. Nothing I’ve tried has worked thus far. They did not follow me when I did my bird call (SQUAWK CA-CAW HOOOOO HOOOO BUCK BUCK BUCK — because I’m not sure what kinds of birds they are). Then they didn’t follow me when I tried carrying around a stick covered in peanut butter (which I thought birds like but guess not).
Next up: smoking them out. Updates as things progress.
EMUS 