Well my sweet blogosphere, it’s been a while. I’ll kick off my return to blogging with an article that justifies my tendency to eat 80 cookies in one sitting:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8553229.stm
Since 90% of those who read this blog (which breaks down to 90% of a person since I’m pretty sure that Mahmud is the only one who reads it) won’t click on the link, I will summarize. A sumo wrestler in Russia (whaaat?) stole a cash machine by ripping it out of the ground and making a grand getaway.
So the fat man gets the last laugh. Until he gets diabetes. But then he’ll at least have money to pay for health insurance. Except not because he was arrested.
Until next time!
EMUS 
fuck. I actually opened the link, read the article and then read the next line.
I officially hate you 🙂
Also, don’t they get health coverage while in jail in Russia? or do they just get repeated punches in the kidney? (russian prison kidney therapy. it is pretty old fashioned)
because he may well be laughing. or that could just be the weezing sounds of air escaping from his lungs and he is brutally beaten in prison for being fat.
I wasn’t actually working for IPA but a bunch of my ex-pat friends were. Send me an email… I don’t have your email address! laura.derksen@gmail.com
Oh how I miss you and your fantastic logic..